bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

(Source: becausebirds, via thirteenregenerations)

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

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reblog if ur dick sparkles

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

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